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The SpeedyDude Show (Season 2 Episode 2: Homework Troubles)
* At 2 in the morning*

SpeedyDude: *woken up by his cat Ginga*

Ginga: *Worried meows*

SpeedyDude: What is it?

Ginga: *shrugs her arms*

SpeedyDude:  Ok

Ag344: *Comes out of nowhere* Hey why are you talking to yourself?

SpeedyDude: GAH!!

FreezeyPlayz: *Also comes out of nowhere* SpeedyDude why are you acting so weird?

SpeedyDude:  WHAT IS GOING ON!?!?!?

Ag344: Oh this old guy came into our houses and told us we were hero’s.

SpeedyDude:  Oh…

FreezeyPlayz:  Who knows why he called us heroes

SpeedyDude: oh

AG344: hey do you know why brim has been sweating alot? I think he’s sick

FreezeyPlayz: Hey haven’t you noticed that our evil clones disappeared?

Ginga: *Cough Cough*

* Ginja coughs up a hair ball*

Ginga: HEY I HAVE A VOICE NOW!

AG344: oh okay…

SpeedyDude: well we better get a good night’s sleep because school is tommorow.

AG344: yeah. He’s right

Everyone: OK NOW GOODNIGHT

* the next morning*

SpeedyDude: *snore*

* Alarm beeping (the clock says 9:30)*

SpeedyDude: SHUT UP STUPID ALARM CLOCK

* speedydude smashes the alarm clock*

SpeedyDude: WAIT A MINUTE!

SpeedyDude: I’M LATE FOR SCHOOL!!!!

* SpeedyDude gets ready as fast as possible*

SpeedyDude: Oh Crap… I MISSED THE BUS!

SpeedyDude: looks like I gotta make a call to the school and LIE.

* one call later*

SpeedyDude: ah! Now I can just relax and play some video games!

* Turns on Xbox One and plays Fortnite*

* later speedy gets a call from ag344*

AG344: umm dude… the teacher (meat grinder guy or something idk) knows you skipped school and so hes making you do extra homework

SpeedyDude: Who cares I’m just relaxing and playing fortnite homework can go *bleeeeeeeep* itself

AG344 And Freezey: Oh well there are consequences for not doing the homewo-

* speedy hangs up and continues playing fortnite*

* a few moments later*

* AG344 opens the door*

SpeedyDude:  Get the *Bleep* out of my room I’m playing Minecraft!!

AG344: Dude it’s just me I brought back your HOMEWORK for you.

* ag344 lays down a lump of homework that goes all the way to his bedroom floor*

SpeedyDude: AAHHhHhHhH!!!!!!!!

AG344: he says if you don’t finish homework he will drain 4 lives from you which means you have one heart left

SpeedyDude:  What? *Eating green 1-up mushrooms*

Freezey: he’s also gonna drain those from you too

AG344: And take your mushrooms

SpeedyDude: OH NO!

Freezey: Also everyone except you had 2 pages of home work instead of you

SpeedyDude:  FINE ILL DO MY HOMEWORK, but after I get this victory royale!

AG344 And Freezey: your loss…

* its the next day but he hasn’t finished his homework* (he does get on the bus on time)

* SpeedyDude is on the bus sitting next to AG344 playing mario kart on their switches*

AG344: so you finish your homework?

SpeedyDude: What Homewo- Oh No.

AG344: you didn’t do it did you?

SpeedyDude: No… but at least I got that victory royale

AG344: DUDE HE ALSO SAID HE WILL ALSO DESTROY YOUR CONSOLES! ALL OF THEM

SpeedyDude: OOHHH NOOOo!!!!!

* Episode Ends*

The SpeedyDude Show (Season 2 Episode 3: Angry Teacher)
AG344:  Yep, he’ll destroy all your consoles.

SpeedyDude: My Xbox, Switch, AND PC!?!

AG344: Yes…

SpeedyDude: Nooooo!!!!!

AG344: Well you should have done your homework.

SpeedyDude:  You’re right dude. Alls I’ve been doing was just playing Fortnite. Being immature. And now I know I have to pay the price for it.

* Bus stops*  *Sounds of kids getting off the bus*

SpeedyDude: *Gulp*

Freezey:  Good luck Speedy.

* SpeedyDude walks out of bus and into school*

SpeedyDude:  Why did I have to lie about this? Why did I do this?

Teacher:  Oh hello SpeedyDude.*Perfectly happy voice*

SpeedyDude:Umm.. Hel-

Teacher: Let’s come in my classroom and have a little chat, shall we?

* SpeedyDude shivers*

Teacher:Come on!

SpeedyDude:  Okay…

* SpeedyDude and teacher walk into classroom*

* Teacher closes door*

Teacher:  Now since you didn’t do your homework,  I am going to drain all your lives.

SpeedyDude:  But AwesomeGuy said that you would leave one li-

Teacher:  Nope, all your lives will be gone.

SpeedyDude:  But why would you tell AwesomeGuy that?

Teacher:  SO THEY DONT TRY TO SAVE YOU!!!

SpeedyDude:  Wait WHAT!?!

* Teacher turns into monster*

Monster:RRRAAAHHH!!!

SpeedyDude:  Oh no…

* SpeedyDude tries to open door but it’s locked*

SpeedyDude: No!

Monster:  ITS TIME TO PAY WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!!!

SpeedyDude: *Sighs*

* SpeedyDude grabs desk and chucks it at monster*

Monster:  ROOOAAAARRR!!!! *Breaks classroom door*

Freezey:  Wait, what the?

AG344:  Is that, the teacher?

SpeedyDude:  Yes! He said he would drain ALL my lives!

AG344:  Not what he told me…

Monster: RAHHH!!!!!! * Hits SpeedyDude against locker*

* SpeedyDude loses a life*

* SpeedyDude respawns back*

SpeedyDude:  I have to defeat this monster! Or else I will lose all my lives and die forever!

Monster:  RAH! *Tries to hit SpeedyDude*

* SpeedyDude jumps away in time*

* Monster turns into clones and speedydude looses all of his lifes*

Heavy’s voice  “You are dead!”

Freezey: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ag344: He should’ve just moved off the grid

* episode ends*

The SpeedyDude Show (Season 2 Episode 4: UNNAMED EPISODE) (Unfinished)
* at speedydude’s funeral…*

Freezey: *crying*

AG344: I mean he kinda deserved it…

Freezey: *punches ag344*

AG344: Ow! Seriously!

Ginga: I JUST WISH ELIJAH DID HIS HOMEWORK

Brim: yeah…

AG344: ginga don’t talk about homework here…

* speedydude’s coffin gets lowered into the ground*

* everyone who went to speedydude’s funeral threw a rose into the grave and left the funeral*

* meanwhile in the nether*

Person: hello welcome to the nether your room number is 83

* speedydude walks into room 83*

Speedydude: *sigh* I can’t believe the teacher drained all of my lives… Now there’s no way i’ll ever get back to eart-

SCP: SpeedyDude tomorrow I want to talk to you

SpeedyDude: are you gonna torture me?

SCP: No. We just need to talk about your second life.

SpeedyDude: ok…

* the following day*

SCP: Okay so your name is SpeedyDude right?

SpeedyDude: yeah…

SCP: Well we received some news about you getting a second chance into the world.

SpeedyDude: Oh?

SCP: We will bring you back on to the earth but only with 1 life.

SpeedyDude: YES!

SCP: Now jump into this pit of lava. It won’t hurt

* speedydude jumps into the lava*

* speedydude lands on top of his grave*

SpeedyDude: alright! I just have to find the gang then warn them about our teacher!

SpeedyDude: … as soon as I find my way back home...

* Meanwhile at AG344’s house*

AG344:  Ahh just a nice day to sit back and play my PS4…

* Grabs Popcorn*

AG344: Huh? *Looks out window and sees SpeedyDude walking down the side walk*

SpeedyDude: Oh hey AwesomeGuy!

AG334:  AHH A ZOMBIE! *Goes outside with shotgun*

SpeedyDude:  HOLY CRAP DUDE WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?!

AG344:  YOU DIED HOW ARE YOU HERE!?!

SpeedyDude: Oh the SCP down in the nether let me come back up here with one life only.

SpeedyDude: But seriously dude, text the whole gang and tell them to meet at the school at 10:00 pm. The teacher is a demon. If he was a normal teacher then I would just have detention or something normal.

AG344: Okay, but how do we defeat the demon teacher?

SpeedyDude:  Power-ups.

AG344:  What? I’ve never used a power up before.

* Power ups are in little blue cubes with “!” on it*

SpeedyDude: Oh, power ups are easy to use, you just crush it in your hand and you will get a certain power up.